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tiger's paw

The view of a very obese woman's tight crotch -- it's got more folds than a camel's toe -- so the folds of flesh in addition to the normal slit of a vagina resembles a paw of a tiger
"No, honey, don't wear that thong to the orgy -- it shows your tiger's paw to the world."
tiger's paw by saustin January 16, 2008

Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.) 

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started
1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.
A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."
Father Time's Law by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

tiger schulmann's 

Tiger Schulmann's now known as TSMMA (mixed martial arts) is probably the best place you can learn self defense, and learn how to REALLY fight. For the deffinition above me, apparently you heard wrong. Ever notice at fights such as Newbreed Fighters, Golden Gloves, and combat at the capitale, TSMMA ALWAYS wins. And damn if you're wearing a tsmma shirt, you must walk around damn proud. Sure, we might have cheezy commercials, well get over it cause all the things you do in life doesn't add up to someone's life who does TSMMA. And MMA is different from other schools belts, in tae kwan doe or w.e its spelled, they have jr. black belts, and regular black belts, at TSMMa its different ok? Trust me, go onto the site, check out the fighting videos, im in the best shape of my life right now because of it, and im also a great fighter too. If you still think it's stupid, that's your problem, but don't put down one of the best orginizations ive ever seen.
Many friends of mine have gotten into the best shape of their lives doing tiger schulmann's, including me.
tiger schulmann's by D Brown January 14, 2008

tiger schulmann's 

only people who go here are allowed to define this term. It is more than an organization of mixed martial artists... it is a family and a legacy. It is not seeing your friends from another TSMMA school every day but rather every Black Belt Test or Challenge of Champions... it is a home away from home. It is the best of the best because we kick ass. It is knowing a life skill, being able to defend yourself and challenge yourself daily. If you aren't in it... you have no right to say what we do because you truly dont understand the definition of TSMMA
Tiger Schulmann's Mixed Martial Arts: pain is temporary... pride is forever... TRAIN HARD OR GO HOME!

it aint about how hard you are hit, rather its about getting back up to keep fightin
tiger schulmann's by Boricua_Mami January 14, 2008

funny timer sand 

the term Hank Hill used to call "cocaine" after Peggy had been tutoring a prisoner in the local jail and tried to get her to smuggle in cocaine for him.
"we're not bringing you anymore of your funny timer sand"