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Stumps the clown 

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

Stompin' the Yard 

Stompin' the Yard is the the act of dissing many people publicly in a song, public argument, rap, ect.
Yo man, i wrote this nice rap, and i'm fucking Stompin' the Yard in it bro.
Stompin' the Yard by DubC610Dubs December 3, 2010

Stomp the Yard 

A phrase used in Foursquare to describe the act of "stomping" the ball with your foot after the ball has hit the square resulting in the elimination of the receiver of the yard stomp.

Stomping the yard is the same thing as "snaking", except your foot is used as opposed to your hand.
Ahhh man can he really Stomp the Yard!
Stomp the Yard by Beatrice Jean November 16, 2011

Stomp The yard 

While performing anal sex, doggy style, you swing your leg over the shoulder and back of the person getting rammed and commence to stomping on the face. This can be one long solid stomp or many short stomps. Make it yours, see what works for you and have fun with it. This move can be performed with any gender or animal combination you can conjure up. You might want to stretch first
I went to the IHOP and stomp the yard last night. IT WAS AMAZING!
Stomp The yard by Elliott Garza February 16, 2009

The Dirty Stomp 

An incurable sexually transmitted disease.
I got laid last weekend, but I caught The Dirty Stomp. I'll always be TDS positive. There's no cure or treatment. :(
The Dirty Stomp by notyourmomma March 16, 2011

the birkenhead stomper 

1. A little tramp who thinks he can dance to fuckin mad donk
2. Wears shitty blue Lacoste trakies
G'wed, look it's the Birkenhead stomper, giz uz a dance and I'll give yer ends on this bif lad