Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off
the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "
pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in
court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the
court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated
huff, "
Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing
sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing
whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your
non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.
I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I'
ve had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes
even falsely claiming to be
tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd
long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."
