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Penny Trading 

A joke similar to Ligma. If told correctly and the recipient fall for it, they will be told that the teller is penetrating their mother.
"Hey did you hear about that Penny Trading thing I'm doing?'

"No, what is it?"

"Pennytrading your mom".
Penny Trading by Penny Trading September 15, 2018

Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.
I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

Win Trading

Win Trading is a practice common in games with ranked leaderboards. Essentially, one party agrees to lose in a ranked match, leading to records of 500 wins to 0 losses, and a guaranteed spot on the top of the ladder.
I want the top spot in SSF2THDR, and you want the top spot in Marvel Vs. Capcom 2. So I host a ranked match, and leave the match if anyone other than you joins. Then, if you join, we make sure that I eventually lose. Win Trading.
Win Trading by Valcien August 17, 2011

Bang Bros Trading Cards 

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.
"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump

Trading Quarters 

The exchanging of anecdotes or experiances instead of conversation. Small talk that is meant to make all parties involved feel good.
Tom and Paul were Trading Quarters when they first met.
Trading Quarters by obie June 20, 2006

tardinator 

1. a person who does so many random stupid acts they take the prize
2. a person who doesn't want to be helped and has to do it their way, special rules for special people.
Paris Hilton is the tardinator. She thought that the judge didn't mean it when he took away her license and told her not to drive. Now she's doin' time for her DUI. California is home of the governator and the tardinator.
tardinator by javajoan July 17, 2007