Sperminal Velocity 

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

Sperminal Velocity by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

spermint 

a minty flavor of semen

my jizz has a minty fresh spermint flavor

spermint by Sgt. Raptor February 28, 2009

Sperminate 

To squirt cum at a person or object.

Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.

Sperminate by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 5, 2004

spermination 

ejaculation

dude check out this spermination. (semen launches across the room)

spermination by the malignant one June 28, 2003

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

spermanent by Bri May 15, 2003

Spermite 

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

Spermite by ofperin May 7, 2010

sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up

That girl is sperminted.

sperminted by AshTrash June 20, 2008