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Spermal Detonator 

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.
No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?
Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition 

The best comic book movie of 2016, directed by the brilliant Zack Snyder
"BvS was bad, but Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition was a masterpiece"

Superman Shit 

the act of holding a unlocked toilet door shut, whilst curling one out
"fuk me theres no lock on this door"
"mate...dunt worry jus av a superman shit!!!"
Superman Shit by benster12 December 8, 2009

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney 

An address you'll remember after having to watch Finding Nemo.
Guy 1: "Do you know where I can find a clownfish?"

Guy 2: "Did you check P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?"

Guy 1: "What the......is that place even real?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you watch Finding Nemo, of course it's real!"

Superman 64 

The worst game ever made. It came out for the Nintendo 64 (the best game system ever made) and was made by Titus. I'm telling you, it is worse than E.T. for the 2600. In this shitty game, you fly through rings with the worst controls ever in any video game, pick up cars, fly through more rings, (repeat that process about 4 more times) until you finally get to a building that is impossible, because of the horrible controls. You have to get a keycard that is located behind a couple of cardboard boxes. Easy enough, right? No. As soon as you pick the fucking box up, it will either explode, or you will throw it, the game will glitch because of the horrible collision engine, the box will suspend above you, and explode within 5 seconds. If you manage to get to the first battle with some woman, you will punch her until she falls through the floor because of the already mentioned horrible collision engine, thus you can't beat her, and the doors won't open. It's impossible.
Guy: Have you ever played Superman 64?

Guy 2: I had that game as a kid when I got my Nintendo 64. I could never get past the first ring stage, and ended up selling it at Gamestop for 75 cents. That game is fucking horrible
Superman 64 by luke4010 April 24, 2013