spasticated 

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

spasticated by louise April 12, 2004

pasticity 

noun
1. The form or art of being pasty. 2. Physics (a.) the property of unimaginable whiteness. (b.) The degree to which flash from any photographic instrument bounces off one's face to make photo seem undesirably bright.

the pasticity of the girl made my whole picture too bright

pasticity by Chad Stradwick January 15, 2008

Spasticated Twat 

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

Spasticated Twat by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Spastication 

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

Spastication by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

staticity 

the level of static cling

What is with the staticity of my hair today?

staticity by Kay Si February 6, 2008

spasticated 

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

spasticated by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

Spasticytis 

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

Spasticytis by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017