Snide! 

due to the snide manor of sam, the word snide no longer has a meaning. snide can be used whenever or whereever it is needed, wether it be an insult or a big up.
the word snide is most commenly used by follet and can be heard being reggurgated about 6x per minute on average.

basically; snide is a substitue for any word in any context.

joni: aryt sam
sam: snide!
joni: hows that bacon butty?
sam: tbh doh, its propa snide!
joni: oh ryt need more mayo?
sam: yea defo needs mayo, but not on the bun tho, on the snide! llllllllollllllollllll

Snide! by joni_joni May 28, 2008

snide ride 

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

snide ride by fugly chick August 24, 2010

Snide Face Syndrome 

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.

Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*

Snide Face Syndrome by Goatlips December 30, 2009

Snide Bastard 

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

Snide Bastard by TJ98 August 1, 2015

snide off 

To go off with someone else, thus leaving your regular friends/co-workers behind. A true favourite of the playground.

"I can't believe she went out to lunch with HER - what a snide off!"

snide off by Stu B August 15, 2006

Snide Fried 

Some dodgy KFC wannabe takeaway.

Eat In Snide Fried at your own peril, proper snide that chicken, If It Is chicken.

Snide Fried by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018

Snide remark 

Sneering, malicious, sly, critical, derisive remark

That snide remark does not become you in the least bit.

Snide remark by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010