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Design the Skyline 

Undeniably the worst thing ever to happen to the metal scene. This shitty, unoriginal, emo/scene band released an abhorrent video of them performing a song called "Surrounded by Silence" and following the release was signed to Victory Records in late 2011, an event which brought almost universal negative responses. They have been described as the Rebecca Black of metal and it is a title that fits them perfectly, considering they have more haters than actual fans. They lack any sort of originality, and just end up sounding like all the other shitty bands of their genre, essentially making them a cookie cutter band, manufactured to cater brainless emo/scene morons who actually like their crap. The band members themselves look like something that was puked out of Brokencyde and then swallowed up by Blood on the Dance Floor and then puked out again. The same can be said about their "music" as well, if you could even call it "music". This is definitely a band that has sealed its reputation.
Metalhead: "Wtf? Who are these talentless emo fags?! They suck major donkey dick!"

DTS fan: "LIKE OMG,STFU!!! DESIGN THE SKYLINE IS LIKE THE BEST BAND EVER!!! YOU'RE JUST A HATER BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU WERE TALENTED LIKE THEM. YOU'RE JEALOUS! I HATE YOU!

Metalhead: *Knocks out DTS fan*

DTS fan: *Goes home crying and bleeding like a little emo bitch*

Nissan Skyline R34 

WILL WHIP THE FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF A VETTE!!!! (read other comment about the Nissan Skyline R34, for referance)
My Nissan Skyline R34 Will whip the shit out of your moms testicles and your Vette...

Cities: Skylines 

A game that's a city building game at first, but turns into traffic managing later on. Its a ok game overall with Steam mods. Also can be classified as a game where you wait for the massacre of citizens dying from natural causes.
Colleen: Sekou, how long are you playing that Cities: Skylines game?
Sekou: About 3 hours now.
Colleen: … What?

Skyline R34 GT-R 

The pinnicale of japanese motorsport and the flagship car of Nissan Motorsports. powered by the RB26DETT Inline-6 Twin-Turbo motor it produces upwards of 320hp stock (and thats at the wheels, not the flywheel.) 0 - 60 mph in 4.9 seconds and 0 - 100 mph in 12.3 seconds. A car not to fuck around with.

ricerfag: dude, i just got my ass handed to me by that Skyline R34 GT-R!

me: thats because your driving your mums lancer wagon!
Skyline R34 GT-R by Daver... August 29, 2006

r31 skyline 

Proud to hold the RB30e, the R31 skyline has been known to be one of the most well-liked skylines. Holden has taken this great car and trashed it by putting the nissan parts into the VL.
WTF is that sweet car...... ohh its the R31 skyline....niiiiice
r31 skyline by Browny September 6, 2003
a beautiful, insanely intelligent girl. She doesn't know exactly who she is yet, but she is slowly figuring it out. She may lose her sanity from time to time, but she only comes out stronger in the end. She tends to keep to herself most of the time, but once you break the outer shell, she is the most interesting person you'd ever meet. Extremely creative, very imaginative. She knows exactly what she wants, she just needs a little push. Very hard to win over.
Did you see Skylier over there?

Oh yeah, she's so beautiful!
Skylier by absolutely in love January 20, 2011
a great japanese sports car built originally as a station wagon by the prince motor company in 1955. as prince merged with with Nissan, it tranformed. In 1968, the GT-R model made its debut,and it produced 160hp. The currnet R-34 model has a 2.6 liter DOHC inline-6 twin turbo motor that pushes out 280hp. These were never marketed in America, although you can buy one(EXPENSIVE). Nissan has now stopped production of these beautiful machines because of the 350-Z takeover.
dude! do you sell crack?? how did you afford that skyline?!
skyline by only$19.99,less s+h December 28, 2003