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sizzling twat 

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.
Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

Sizzling throat syndrome 

When you inhale someone else’s smoke and your throat sizzles.
Damn why can I feel your bong rip in my throat. It must be sizzling throat syndrome acting up again.

Sizzling Pickle 

When you read something, whether it be a quote, a phrase, a sentence, or a whole novel, and you wish you wrote it. That is a sizzling pickle.
Friend: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"

Me: "Man, that is one sizzling pickle."
Sizzling Pickle by Toni Cupcake December 9, 2012

Sizzling coconuts 

When a girl puts Bengay on your testicles as motivation for hard pounding
She said my performance was lackluster , so she gave me a sizzling coconuts.

sizzling piss 

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.
I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!
sizzling piss by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018

sizzling twat 

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.
The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.