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stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
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Switched 

This means when a boy gets a boner because they received a nude or saw a nice ass.
Brad: Damn, I just got switched by my girl!
Switched by davidobanter May 12, 2017
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stitched lips 

having "stitched lips" means that won't tell on your affiliates for doing dirt
usually used within gangs or criminal organizations
"Stitched lip society"
"I kept em stitched lips bro"
stitched lips by misfortune December 15, 2017

switched 

crazy, out of control, or a true freak
Last night at my house you were switched...so crazy!
switched by dara February 7, 2005

switched 

To switch from a calm state to a raging state.
True Account:
Jason Ranjitkumar switched on Craig and threw him accross the air.

CRAIG GOT MERKED.
switched by hairymanharry September 13, 2009
To be paranoid while under the influence of methamphetamine. It usually is cause by suffering from meth psychosis, a lack of sleep.
I hadn't slept in days and got really skitched when I saw a car I didn't recognize parked down the street. I was SUE that they were cops.
Skitched by Nutsack McCluskey June 11, 2006

sitcheeAshun

It is simply the word "situation" spelled funny!
"We are in a very tight sitcheeAshun,fellas"
sitcheeAshun by Nina March 6, 2005