Severed head 

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

Severed head by Daddyspill August 26, 2019

Year Sevener 

Kids in year 7 that just started highschool - normally very short and extremely annoying!

Those year seveners are pushing into the canteen line! Who do they think they are?

Year Sevener by espelette February 21, 2011

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you 

Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.

Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you by Bob882 August 28, 2004

Severed Tail 

Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.

Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.

Severed Tail by Hero6453 May 14, 2011

sevenever 

An extremely long time - longer than forever

Stellah: It’s been so long since I went to the mall!
Sean: Really? How long?
Stellah: It’s been like sevenever!

sevenever by smuvscientist January 3, 2021

sevenelevenparkinglot 

a hot, sexy, creator with 349 million billion trillion followers who is the funniest person on earth

you: "oh em gee did you see sevenelevenparkinglot's video today?"
me: "YES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY"RE SO HOT AND FUNNY"

sevenelevenparkinglot by grrrbark February 24, 2021

sevensdonk 

usually referring to a large number of consecutive fails.

*man trips breaks neck and lands in gutter*
person watching: "haha thats probably the greatest sevensdonk ive seen in a while!!"

sevensdonk by davethe1 September 27, 2010