Septic skank 

A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.

That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!

Septic skank by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

septic facial 

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014

septic sam 

A awesome little mascot of a amazing YouTuber and a adorable plushy.

Septic sam is a cute little plushy and so soft and he is there when you need his.

septic sam by the JSE fan September 20, 2016

Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.

Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!

Septic Tank by JT December 4, 2004

septic eye 

Referring to the youtuber, Jacksepticeye.

Do you want to go and watch the septic eye with me?

septic eye by MrFrank42 October 31, 2016

septic eye 

having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)

usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..

1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-

septic eye by Lenney McMemer May 16, 2018

septic gene pool 

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

septic gene pool by David November 8, 2003