when you’re riding a scooter and it hits the back of your ankles and you just wanna kermit
me:i’m gonna kermit scootercide
fat aunt karen:good no one loves you anyway you piece of shit you are a disappointment to the family you anorexic bitch
The most hated sport in the world, But yet, 90% of the world will love Razor Scootering once they realize how easy and fun it is to ride one. More so recognizable as the new "bike".
Lover:Hey did you here about that new sport Razor Scootering?
Hater:No, what the fuck is that? Sounds dumb.
Lover:It's the new sport that i'm thinking of starting to do. Seems like much fun.
Hater: LOL fucking homo.
Lover: You'll be the one crying once i'm sponsered and you'll still be begging people for money so you can by drugs.
Hater:Fuck you.