Scattered Showers 

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

Scattered Showers by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

scattered_matter 

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!

Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"

scattered_matter by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.

A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!

Sexy scattered by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

Scat (scattered) 

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

Scat (scattered) by Keegyn March 7, 2017

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

Tom, scattered by StinkPattern November 29, 2025

Scatted 

Somebody acting bizarre, grimy or filthy. Originated in Philadelphia

"You scatted bro why you fuck the jawn Tima, you know she was burning?"

"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."

Scatted by From Da P September 17, 2021

Scatted 

meaning out of pocket or crazy. often occurs in situations regarding girls who are whores.

Leif: Brooo Nahirah came to my crib and chewed me and I kicked her out
Jah: 😂😂 you “scatted” cannon!

Scatted by @Jahh215 April 24, 2018