Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.
Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN
A little of THIS a little of THAT. Yadda yadda yadda. Badda bing. Most commonly used by guys who use a lot of hair gel from an Italian American background.
AIDS contracted orally, or through the passing of bodily fluids by the one and only Alicia (issexy) Scanlan
note* words in brackets only apply for when she has added yourself in her phone for a fuck n chuck
person 1: what happened to Taylor i haven't seen him in a week?!
person 2: dude....he got scAIDS...
person 1: NO WAY! damn it alicia's done it again....