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mississippi rug burn 

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

rug burn 

A rash or red mark on one's body caused by the friction of one's skin rubbing on a carpet or rug. Often happens during the act of sex or play.
"That chick had on so much blush it looked like she had rug burn on her cheeks."
rug burn by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Russian Rug Burn 

when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
Russian Rug Burn by Nortington August 14, 2009

Road Rage Rug Burn 

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.
I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

Pussy rug burn

When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.
“Hey hannah how was last night?”

“Great, but I was too dry and now I have pussy rug burn”
Pussy rug burn by Sexylexi06 September 7, 2019

Cordova Rug Burn 

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."