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Frostee Rucker 

when you're about to fuck a girl from the back but first you sneak an ice cube into her vag and then go to work
the sex was really hot until he Frostee Ruckered me. then i just had taint-freeze until we were done
Frostee Rucker by BlastingZone November 4, 2011

Darius Rucker

1. Someone I am "blacker" than.

2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".

4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...

Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?

Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"

Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."

Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
Darius Rucker by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011

Frostee Rucker 

A woman, who after submitting to a facial, goes outside in the cold long enough to have the semen freeze onto her face, then goes inside and then scrapes it off and uses it as ice for her drink.
The only way Julie enjoys a beverage is after a frostee rucker, then it'll be nice and cold.
Frostee Rucker by Brett Bernarde January 8, 2012

Frosty Rucker 

Its where you are crushing it from behind, and then you let go on your hand, and give the chica a frosty mustache.
Whoa, did Brandon just give her a Frosty Rucker?
Frosty Rucker by BSnyde August 15, 2010

Darius Rucker

A great country music artist. Has put out a few albums, most of them top the charts. He sings so good its hard to believe he is black.
Clay: That Darius Rucker dude sings pretty good.

tud rucker 

1- To describe an irritating situation.
2- To describe a displeasing or defficient quality.
1-
Guy - "TUD RUCKER!"
Girl - "What happened?"
Guy - "The internets down again!..."

2-
Thats quite the tud rucker of a car you've got there.

3-
I have tud rucker spelling
tud rucker by Dom_awsome December 13, 2007