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Roche Brothers 

A grocery store chain in the suburban Boston area, established in the 1960's, that is known for its unreasonably high prices and "family values". In reality, it has an uncanny ability to destroy the social lives of its teenage employees and suck the life out its other workers. Full-time employees who work here are either closet drug addicts, high school dropouts, men with wicked hard boston accents, or illegal immigrants. Most customers include senile senior citizens and needy stay at home moms who pay no attention to where they place their shopping cart. Every store will also have one attractive high school girl, who will be harassed by, hit on, and/or eye-fucked by every guy worker over the age of 40, especially the store manager. Overall, it is one of the worst jobs for a teenager and wannabe competitor to other stores, such as Whole Foods and Stop and Shop.
Worker #1: Wow, I hate my fuckin life.
Worker #2: What do you expect brotha???, You work at Roche Brothers.
Worker #1: Well at least we have that hot chick on the register up front.
Worker #2: She's only 16.
Worker #1: Don't care...Its all that keeps me sane at this shit-hole.
Roche Brothers by theonlystore102 December 11, 2012

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome 

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.
"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."
Related Words

Ratchebola 

When a ratchet person is sick they automatically have ratchebola
That ratchet thot just coughed on me! She has ratchebola.
Ratchebola by Penehhhinadaboxxx November 29, 2014

Roche Limit 

The maximum size a sandwich can be before it disintegrates while you're eating and thus, becomes a salad.
"Damn, they weren't lying when they said this sandwich was huge, it's gone way past the Roche Limit!"
Roche Limit by CobaltNinja June 5, 2021

Al Qaeda Roaches 

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

Nurse Ratched 

The antagonist in the 1962 Ken Kesey novel "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" and in the 1975 movie of the same title. The overbearing, cruel, perfectionist nurse (ranked number 5 in AFI's list of Greatest Movie Villains) rules the asylum in the story with an iron fist.

The name "Nurse Ratched" can be applied as an insult to a person (usually a woman) of similar characteristics.
"No TV for the rest of the week and I'm coming up there to unplug the Playstation once your father gets home. You'll get worse until I see an A on your next report card" Mom said.

"Why don't you just cut my heart out, Nurse Ratched!" Timmy cried.
Nurse Ratched by Inspector Javert January 10, 2006
The Spanish word for the English word ratchet
Spanish: Ella es muy ratcheta.
English: She is very ratchet.
Ratcheta by Penehhhinadaboxxx November 29, 2014