Golden retriever boy

A boy with fluffy hair , quite shy but energetic, usually plays a sport or games or both , can’t hold or handle eye contact and gets nervous(probably will give u the side eye ),has a nice smile , funny and great t have around can make others cheer up in a instant ,nice to talk to and genuinely great company a 99/100 possibility he has anger issues but won’t take them out on u unless ur causing them

“Aww he’s so sweet”
“Gives me the vibe of a golden retriever”
“He’s a golden retriever boy”

Golden retriever boy by Funkymonkeytime December 11, 2021

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Vagina Retriever

(n) any cute dog of any breed, who is obtained by a single male and trained to do tricks for the sole purpose of meeting girls.

"He may be a mutt to the American Kennel Club, but with his arsenal of tricks and big sad eyes, Max is a purebred Vagina Retriever."

Vagina Retriever by Wicked Pissah L.A. December 17, 2009

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Golden retriever energy

An attribute associated with young, attractive men – typically with dishevelled or fluffy hair – who share the energetic personality, playful behaviour, or kind innocence of a golden retriever.

"That boy is so silly and playful, he exudes golden retriever energy."

Golden retriever energy by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 15, 2020

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golden retriever masc lesbian

a masculine lesbian who IS actually happy and smiles around the people who she loves. she will always be happy and optimistic. probably a hufflepuff and an enfp/estp. pls treat them well

person 1: “what do you call a happy masc lesbian who actually shows emotion?”

person 2: “oh, you mean a golden retriever masc lesbian!”

golden retriever masc lesbian by rexistan March 1, 2022