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ejaculate and evacuate 

When you smash a thot but don't wanna be a dad.
Did you nut and cut or cum and run?
No nigga, ejaculate and evacuate.
Ooooooooh shiiiiiiit nigga

Ejaculater 

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.
Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.
Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015

Phantom Ejaculate 

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...
Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...
Phantom Ejaculate by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009

Remasculate 

The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
Remasculate by The C-Man January 1, 2009
Word of the Day on July 7, 2017
When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis
Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
Ejaculate by SlopNChop May 8, 2019

Re-ejaculate

Sperm being released from the pussy after sex.
After a night of life altering sex, Karen had to go to the bathroom to re-ejaculate the sperm her boyfriend shot in her.
Re-ejaculate by Phrenchie January 23, 2009