playing the recorder 

A phrase used to describe playing with a penis, usually with ones mouth.

"Grace was playing the recorder all last night"

playing the recorder by Joe Taylforth May 28, 2008

flight recorder 

a pregnant womens cunt that has blown out with veins that could be known as a "black box" (flight recorder).

her vagina is a flight recorder!

flight recorder by Jack Brodie May 28, 2008

nose recorder 

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank

"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"

nose recorder by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017

Lamb Recorder 

To suck on the succulent wang #fullmeatfalvour

Julie spent all Friday night on the lamb recorder to get her citizenship

Lamb Recorder by Trumtitties August 26, 2019

recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

recorded with a potato by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

recorded with a toaster 

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

recorded with a toaster by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

Recoder 

A gay male who preys on straight males and attempts to turn them gay like themselves. They eventually attempt to have cowboy butt-sex with them.

My buddy John and his girlfriend went to the movies yesterday, but they had to leave early because there was a recoder sitting behind them.

Recoder by Wonone1 May 13, 2011