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clock puncher 

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.
Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!
clock puncher by C. Daley July 18, 2006

kitten puncher 

Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.
I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.

Donut puncher 

A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.
"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"

Douche Puncher 

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

Screeb Puncher 

A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.
Dude, there's 6 guardians here and this screeb puncher popped a tier 1 into the well?!?!
Screeb Puncher by SecretGuardian October 2, 2018

Bun Puncher 

Another term for a gay male. The term is derived from the act of a man pounding another man from behind. In essence, he is "punching" the receiving tart's buns.
Man look at that fruit pound that tart from behind. He's such a bun puncher!
Bun Puncher by ExitOnly69 August 19, 2009