Someone who used to hang with his friends on the reg but has lost touch with them because he has a girlfriend now. He sits at home with her all day and screens your calls.
"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."