chocolate potting 

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

chocolate potting by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Penny Potting 

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.

While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.

Penny Potting by Itsjames68 April 14, 2014

Crab potting 

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

Crab potting by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Crock-Potting 

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

Crock-Potting by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012

potatoing 

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

potatoing by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

copper-potting 

The act of putting someone in their place with physical force.

That bloke is a right tool. He needs a good old fashion copper-potting.

If he looks at my pint again I am going to copper-pot him.

copper-potting by Jackmam1704 May 29, 2013

tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting

tea potting by evil bob August 30, 2006