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popsocket 

A round plastic or metal phone accessory that allows you to hold your device easier and use it as a stand. You can customize it or get in many different colors or styles. It was sponsored by Jenna Marbles and popular youtubers such as TheGabbieShow also use it
Friend: Hey, what's that?
You: It's my popsocket. You can order one online

Friend: Cool!
popsocket by Yawelcome February 25, 2017

popsocket 

When the pussy is so tight it makes a popping noise as you pull out
That hoe had a popsocket!
popsocket by Nik. May 10, 2017

poopdickery

A situation or event that is totally or even just slightly fucked. Shenanegens
"I gave steve the keys to my car so he could pound his girlfriend in the back, but instead he shot his load on my seat. What poopdickery."
poopdickery by Maverinni June 25, 2007

poopsocket

Another word for "asshole" - The mid-safer version of "asshole"
Ha! That dude just got diagnosed with AIDS!

Ugh Felipe, stop being such a poopsocket!
poopsocket by II qp II November 14, 2013

poopdicker 

when one has recently had anal sex.
john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker
poopdicker by Tim March 9, 2005

Poopsock 

Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.
Student: Its amazing how quickly the work of Dr. Hydel is advancing our understanding of poopsocks.

Homeless Man: Either give me money or shut the fuck up before I poopsock you!
Poopsock by theREALharryjones August 10, 2010