Skip to main content

Pillowing 

Acting as a place for someone to rest their head for an extended period of time. Utilizing either the breasts or buttocks for maximum comfort.
"Taylor's just sitting there while Kyle has his head in her cleavage."

"Yeah he's super tired so she's pillowing for a while. She's a professional with those 34 dd's"
Pillowing by kbizzd October 24, 2011

Pilliging 

looting and destruction of private proporty for no apperant reason.
He likes pilliging.

Pontious-pilating 

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.
Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

Pillowing 

The act of covering ones self or another with pillows, such that you are not visible to anyone in the room or cuddle puddle.
Did anyone see Ella?" "I'm right here, I'm just pillowing!

Pillowing 

To bring a girl home and wait for her to use your bathroom before jerking off on her pillow. You then proceeds to initiate intercourse - doggy-style - before pushing her face into the soiled pillowcase.
"Yeah, dude, she had no idea, but I was totally pillowing that chick last night."

"Awesome, you should save that pillowcase for next time."
Pillowing by awthedarx December 29, 2011

Pillaring 

The new craze. The act of standing so straight with no movement while raising your neck. It's the safe lighthouse alternative to planking.
Wow Mike, you ain't moved for ever now.
All part of pillaring.

We also asked a pillar in the vatican what he thought about the craze. He had no comments. Jealous much.