phonica

big booty bitch, freaky, very sensitive, cusses in ever sentence, will kill you in 2 seconds if you piss her off, hard-headed, but gives good head, BIG ASS

DAMN! I JUST GOT SOME FROM PHONICA!

phonica by ud123 January 13, 2009

Phonist 

Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.

Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!

Phonist by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Phonication 

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

Phonication by This is not my real name. August 7, 2009

phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

phonicate by HotCrab January 18, 2004

Phonicide 

When a phone is tired of living as a phone or being owned by a human who it does not like, it kills itself, ala, breaking its own battery or making its human drop it.

One of the many reasons why phones do not last very long.

Tom: Dude, my phone just died on me. I only had it for a few months.

Martin: Did you check the battery?

Tom: Yes, it leaked out and fried the circuits.

Martin: It must have committed phonicide...it must have hated you...

Phonicide by Oltavulpes October 29, 2014

phonicphile 

phonic + phile
Phonicphile: The attraction of or relating to speech sounds.
Being attracted to the sound of someone's voice.

"When I heard the sultriness of his voice I knew I had become a Phonicphile."
What's it mean when your attracted to someone's voice? Oh it means I'm a phonicphile

phonicphile by SirBiscut September 24, 2019

Phonic Boom

The rash (over the last several years) of misspellings, misuses and mispronunciations of every-day words, especially on the bottom of the screen "tickers" on news channels, and the sad fact of acceptance of these mistakes.

Mispronounce-SupposEDly. NOT- supposively, supposubly,supposofly, etc..

Misuse of words-Indigenous instead of indigent

Misspellings-TendONitis, not tendINitis.
AdvisOR, not advisER.

This could also lend itself to beginning sentences with "and" or "but".

Mike-I'm going down to the Tigers game tonight.

Dave-Better leave early, supposively there's new contruction on 94.

Mike-Dude, you mean supposEDly. These damn phonic booms are becoming much too frequent.

Phonic Boom by Michael Chojnacki October 19, 2008