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pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun
"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"
pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014
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Dirty paddy 

The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.
The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy
Dirty paddy by P money April 3, 2020

Saint Paddy's Day

English term for St Patrick's Day, as an Irish person would never say this.
Trump, Saint Paddy's Day isn't spelt with a double "t" you Muppet. And take that stupid cap off. You look like an eejit.
Saint Paddy's Day by PokeyD March 10, 2017

Plastic Paddy 

A Plastic Paddy is someone who claims to be Irish but never actually been to Ireland. Usually these people have a overly romantic view of Ireland. They are surprised when they go to Ireland and discover modern conveniences like shopping centres and WiFi.

They'll often try to claim to be related to a famous Irish king like Brian Boru as if it's something unique even though Brian Boru could potentially have over a million descendants.

They may ask Irish people abroad do they know "Thomas from Cork, or Mary from Kilkenny", as if Ireland is one giant village where everyone knows each other on a first name basis.

They call the Irish language "Gaelic" and often have misspelled tattoos in "Gaelic". It's not uncommon for plastic paddies to mistake elements of Scottish culture with Irish culture such as the wearing of kilts. Calling yourself "Irish" when you have only a modicum of Irish heritage may be way trying to justify your alcoholicism or enhancing your chances of becoming US president.
"That guy is such a plastic paddy, he kept talking to me about his families kilt pattern and I hadn't a fucking clue what he was talking about"
Word of the Day on September 16, 2023
1: a person who killed the hostage
2: a pedo
oH nO!1!! tHE hOStAgE gOt pArDOcC'ed!!1!
pardocc by Kakang_Totel February 11, 2021

Pardinied 

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF
Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.