Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

Puffed Root by Muse One September 24, 2009

Puffed Tongue 

When the tongue of your shoes is pushed up off your foot ensuring your pants don't cover the sick graphics on the tongue of your shoes. Requires loose shoe laces and a usually results in a clomping sound as you walk.

Check out his puffed tongue on those shoes

Puffed Tongue by xtra chris p March 17, 2011

puffed pastry paradox

This occurs every time something that looks so delicious, so attractive on the surface turns out to be tasteless and bland when tasted. Based on the common experience from eating French pastries.

Dropping a C-note at a disappointing fancy restaurant is an experience of the Puffed Pastry Paradox.

puffed pastry paradox by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

parfed 

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

parfed by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013

coco puffed 

When you set a glass of milk on the table and then leave the room only to come back and find that someone had taken a shit in your milk..... A pretty fucked up joke to play on your friends yet very funny brings up questions such as..... Why are you so fucked up? Who the fuck does that? How did you get the shit in the glass?

Chris: Damn bro Brittaney went to go to the bath room and left her glass of milk on the table and Dick Ducketts coco puffed her ass.....

Ferry: Hahahahah thats fucking awesome.....

coco puffed by ecd777 May 30, 2007

Puffed Kiss

When your having anal sex and you fart.

Boy- what was that?
Girl- just a little puffed kiss

Puffed Kiss by Its.brya06 June 1, 2019

Puffed

When you're extremely full and Tipsy/stoned at the same time

Yo, Im fawkin puffed mate. Just had 10 lbs of pork belly and 4 bottles of soju.

Puffed by ehehheheh August 21, 2020