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ovulation obsessed 

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.
Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.
ovulation obsessed by Karamel December 20, 2007

obvulating 

Ovulating, but the b is for baby. So you're definitely gonna get pregnant.
I'm obvulating!
obvulating by teh|Navi March 6, 2010

No ovulation October

The boys couldn’t simp in September. Now it’s time for the girls to have a challenge. No Ovulation October (N.O.O) is when a female is not allowed to ovulate during the month of October. It’s plain and simple.
Samantha said “God damn! It’s no ovulation October.”
Ovulation (Oh-vu-lai-sion), -noun, -verb.

Noun, (plural form: Ovulations)
Any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, which is made by a woman who is in the middle of her menstrual cycle

Verb, (Ovulate)
When a woman, or occasionaly a man, bakes any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, during his/hers/its menstrual cycle.
Noun:
Foreign Dude: Hey man, these taste awesome. Are they brownies?

Chill, Non-Foreign Dude: Nah, they are ovulations, my girlfriend made them, it was that time of the month anyway.

Verb:
Dude to another dude: My girlfriend is so great at ovulating, the brownies she can ovulate are simply the best.
Ovulation by A Wise Guy You Know December 18, 2009

ovulation crush 

A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.
God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.
ovulation crush by Ralena May 18, 2017

No ovulation October

October is that month where your not aloud to ovulate so get fucked
October is the month where your not aloud to ovulate otherwise known as no ovulation October or N.O.O so get fucked