orgasmic remorse 

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

orgasmic remorse by hilda50 December 14, 2013

Orgasmic Face-Splat 

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

Orgasmic Face-Splat by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Orgasmicphobia 

An irrational fear of cumming/orgasming. Most common in females, it is most likely psychological. Someone suffering from this will stop themselves right before they cum because they’re physically unable to.

“I’ve been with my boyfriend for a year yet I’m still unable to cum. I think I might have orgasmicphobia.”

Orgasmicphobia by natokraM lehcaR May 29, 2020

organism 

Stop trying to get answers to your homework

"how many organisms are in a human"

organism by Organism pro May 20, 2020

organism 

any living thing, not to be confused with orgasm

organism by gribble February 1, 2003

Orgasmic Piss

To have to piss so bad and when you finally do your whole body tingles it feels orgasmic

Dood i drank so much liquor and the line for the bathroom was out the door but when i finally got to the urinal i had an orgasmic piss! whew it felt great!

Orgasmic Piss by Knite Rider January 28, 2007

cryptolexiconis orgasmia 

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.

Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.

cryptolexiconis orgasmia by Anhedonis October 28, 2009