Ooping the J 

A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.

These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough

Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?

Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!

Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..

Ooping the J by Emas Diez May 8, 2006

ocking 

1. Making one's penis disappear, most likely your own.
2. Trying to detect plastic with a metal detector.

1. "Man, that magician's ocking me! I won't know where I'm peeing now!"
2. "I've ocked all over, but all I found was metal."

ocking by Rupert Gehmlich November 22, 2005

Oofing 

Having sexual intercourse

When I was a kid, I walked in on my parents oofing in bed.

Oofing by gatoradejones October 14, 2010

Oofington Cult 

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult

"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

Oofington Cult by Sophierosehasaproblem September 11, 2018

orking 

of animals: thrusting one's snout into a camera's lens when your photograph is taken, resulting in a fish-eye view where the nose appears disproportionately large.

The photographers who encourage this are known as orkers. Most notably: Cow Orkers, given cows' propensity to enable this.

Also: puppy orking, cat orking.

Awww this orking kitten picture is soooo cute!

orking by missjimjams January 26, 2010

oozing off 

To masturbate. To rub one out. To beat the meat. A quick tug as it were.

Dude, my girlfriend caught me oozing off in the bathroom. I just about shit my pants.

oozing off by JFMbot November 3, 2009

Oozing

To be a low functioning member of society, typically slow-moving and displaying overt indifference towards everything. The condition of oozing may last anywhere between several hours to a full weekend, with extreme oozing persisting indefinitely. Exercise is alien to those who ooze, and maintaining any semblance of responsibility is unlikely for the oozer. Oozing is generally synonymous with being hungover. Professional oozers can be described as potheads and/or burnt out medical students.

I watched her chug an entire bottle of wine last night... She's probably oozing her way over to brunch right now.

Oozing by AU79 August 20, 2013