Online School 

A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.

Online School by TheGrapeFaygoAddictedSocialite May 4, 2020

Children's Online Daycare 

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013

Unread Online Syndrome 

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

Unread Online Syndrome by Jace555 May 5, 2009

Nintendo Switch Online 

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

Nintendo Switch Online by VinMannie September 19, 2018

Online Class 

The most sinister thing teachers come up with during the pandemic. This takes a massive shit on the freedom of most children and at times takes even longer to do than the 7 fucking hours we spend in regular school. And the ironic part is that teachers don't want us sitting at a computer for so long because it will ruin our eyes and yet hold these things. The only good thing about this is that we won't have to eat the dogshit 7-week-old lunch the school provides while at the same time hearing the utter obnoxiousness that happens inside of the cafeteria.

In my online class experience, It was absolute shit having assigned these assignments that can go on for hours and hours while our english teacher once assigned this long-ass digital chapter book that no one gave two shits to read. And now I'm supposed to be completing my Science work but instead writing an entire definition and taking my anger out on online school in urban dictionary? Indeed I am...

Online Class by BonelessJohn May 26, 2020

online crush

a burning desire to be with that one certain person at all times. when you see them you just smile uncontrollably or just hurt like there is no tomorrow because you know that you cant see them or because you most definetly have no chance of being with that person. you can sit in your room for hours or days thinking about them. imagining what life would be like if they were yours or to be able to call them yours. and you hate yourself for loving them so much. you just love that someone so much to the point it hurts. you would do anything to have them hold you. you fall asleep with the last thing on your mind is that guy or girl and there also the first thing you think about when you wake up. and everyday feels like you repeat it because the whole day you just sit there day dreaming about what your life would be like with them. you just think about what you two would do together because yall would own the day and do what ever you two pleased. or you could just lay there cuddling and taking in every detail so you would forget or leave anything out. but then you would finally snap back to reality and realize that its a crush that would never turn into anything else.

thoughts- ¨ why did he have to be my "online crush¨ he would never like me back¨

online crush by Zoe Alyse August 9, 2019

online warrior 

A competitive video game player who predominantly plays a particular game online, despite that game having a competitive scene that exists more seriously in arcades or in-person.

"Look at that scrub trying to use risky tactics, what is he thinking coming to a tournament like this?"
"That shit only works in lag. He is nothing but an online warrior."

online warrior by Meteo2 August 22, 2012