omelette sock 

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

omelette sock by Whata-Man June 19, 2020

omelette ass 

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.

I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!

omelette ass by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008

Omelette Fetish

A term used to describe people who enjoy doing school work

Bro you see that nerd over there, he’s got an Omelette Fetish

Omelette Fetish by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019

Omelette du fromage 

A line from Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small" album.

Steve Martin does a routine on his 1977 album “Let’s Get Small” where he talks about learning to say “cheese omelet” in French. Armed with this limited knowledge, he enters a restaurant in Paris and proceeds to order a shoe with cheese on it while asking the waiter to force it down his throat.

Oh waiter, I'll have an omelette du fromage!

Omelette du fromage by pictsiegirl September 10, 2010

omelette maker

When you have a whole bunch of hurting shit to do the next morning, you have a huge dinner the night before and drink hard liquor until you puke on the couch and pass out. When you get up the next day you are awakened to that nice omelette of puke you had prepared the night before.

Floormate- Josh, why didn't you get up for your psyc course cram this morning?
Josh- Shit man, last night was a really omelette maker, i didnt get up till 1.

omelette maker by DJ JDeezy April 17, 2008

omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

omelette smile by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

Omelette Brain 

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

Omelette Brain by anonymous November 27, 2020