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cock nobber 

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.
'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'
cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005

One-eyed nobber 

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.
As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

Storm Nobber

Aka the Facebook weather police. They moan their asses off when it's too hot and totally piss their pants during a thunderstorm. "OMG it's raining outside"...You don't need a Facebook weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing!
Did you see all the Storm Nobbers on Facebook last night? ...Yeah...what's all that about!?
Storm Nobber by Dunney Boy July 17, 2015

dobber nobber 

A guy who is a total dickhead. Someone who is extremely opinionated and basically talks oot of his arse.
That guy is such a fucking dobber nobber
dobber nobber by JZnomo April 5, 2006

foxy nobber 

a guy with flame coloured hair, along the lines of auburn with summershine brown
Foxy griffin who lights up the nights sky.
foxy nobber by Rob Lane May 25, 2004

Granny nobber 

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.