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Munted Cunt 

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.
Munted Cunt by RØcky November 18, 2011
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to be robbed of your personal belongings by a stranger when you are walking down the road.
"Man, I was walking back from my mates house last night and this guy took my wallet and my cell phone. I can't believe I got mugged."

mugged by robot// August 22, 2007
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A dungeon found on the Moon. They are not very nice.
"Set waypoint 'Moon Dungeon'... mungeon. Sure, why not"
Mungeon by Yognaught1662 February 11, 2014

jake munger 

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch
sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
jake munger by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008
To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!
'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'
munted by anon May 22, 2004

Munger (plunger) 

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.
1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.
Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
I was monged out last night after that weed
monged by cup December 12, 2003