Minimum wage rage

'Minimum wage rage' refers to the amount of hostility perpetrated by lowly paid, disgruntled employees, seeking to redress the balance at work. They may use various means, overt or covert, to accomplish their goal.

Tesco employee #1: 'God I hate this crappy job! I work my ass off and for what? The national ruddy minimum wage, that's what!'
Tesco employee #2: 'Look, I know you feel shit. Employees around the country are now carrying out minimum wage rage. Why don't you punch the regional manager's face in? You'll feel much better!'
Tesco employee #1: 'naw...I'll just nick a load of razors out the stock room, and stick 'em on eBay.'

Minimum wage rage by BobbyStranger October 26, 2014

minimum wage day wrecker 

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

minimum wage day wrecker by NickyLags September 11, 2010

Minimum Wage Brer 

A minimum wage brer is a similar to the terms wasteman and any-guy. Basically a General Loser.

Jasdeep: "Oi, Salim. What was the Quantum Physics Homework?"
Salim: "Bruv, your some Minimum Wage Brer."

Minimum Wage Brer by Rouny September 17, 2006

Minimum wage glaze 

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

Minimum wage glaze by Read and Write January 27, 2020

minimum wage warrior 

An adult 25y+ working a minimum-wage job with full effort, especially funny when they have a university degree and expect better job offers to come flowing in soon.

Oscar: hey look at this chef in this fast food restaurant chain! he works so hard, for what?
Alex: hes a true minimum wage warrior. he better work harder, and his boss might be able to afford a porsche next week.
Oscar: what a waste of life...

minimum wage warrior by i like thugs August 29, 2025

To Put On Minimum Wage 

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

To Put On Minimum Wage by Smasher316 November 11, 2011

de facto minimum wage 

The lowest hourly rate most people would accept to make the job worth their time. It is higher than the government's minimum wage, which is always too low to afford basic needs.

Company: "We offer a competitive rate above minimum wage! $27/hr"
Candidate: "meh, barely the de facto minimum wage in Sydney. I get more on welfare doing nothing"
Company: "Why does noone want to work for us???"

de facto minimum wage by wagie2023 August 12, 2023