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The act of a female wetting on her hand and running it up a hairy guy's thigh
I Mingdinged a guy named Stephen earlier
Mingding by Stephen Dewiler May 12, 2008
The second most powerful person on earth right after Pablo Sanchez.
“It’s Pablo Sanchez here to save the day

“ oh wait no it’s just Ming Ling”
“Oh it’s MING LING!”
Ming Ling by King Koconino April 5, 2020

mingingitis 

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis
mingingitis by quoccy boi March 8, 2004
certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word
I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging
minging by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

Mingdinged 

When a female(usually a female named Ming)wets on her hand and runs it up a hairy guy's thigh
Did you hear what happened to Stephen Detwiler?!?! He was Mingdinged!!

mongling 

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb
hey, quit mongling the cat
mongling by sacburg January 2, 2008