Merv the Perv 

A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.

I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?

Merv the Perv by Tracy November 10, 2003

Merv the perv 

Typically a guy named Tony who likes to call himself T-Score. He is afraid of minorities and gives them all the easy work. He walks around punching himself in the dick to make himself feel better while he whistles Christmas tunes. One time he gave a double Dutch rudder to a guy named Gene from Ramm for a little side cash, he liked the fact that his peen looked so big in his little hand. He coined the phrase “I eat dude ass” it’s usually found on the inside of a bathroom stall at your local ihop. He hates anyone smarter than him because he likes to tell everyone that is stupid how smart he is. Legend has it he once made chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Merv the perv was at the local ihop on Roosevelt Blvd and was eating genes dude ass for a free grand slam breakfast.

Merv the perv by Oldirtyhampsta June 25, 2019

Dirty Merv

Like a Dirty Sanchez but with Merv Hughes style proportions.

I tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez but followed through and ended up giving her a Dirty Merv!

Dirty Merv by merv hughes September 13, 2011

Big Merv 

Doing a "big merv" is the process of sitting around playing with your hair doing sweet fuck all while other people work.

Jamie was such a Big Merv all he ever did was sit around and flop his hair

Big Merv by Scotty legend January 28, 2017

mangrove merv 

he take you into the mangroves he is the powerfishes arch nemesis and is a aussie spirit

mangrove merv is an australian icon as aussie spirit

mangrove merv by the powerfish fan 983u3u83 June 5, 2022

The Merv Doctrine

Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:

"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."

The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.

Are you cut Fiona left early last night?
Nah, I subscribe to The Merv Doctrine...

The Merv Doctrine by allkindsofsickaye May 18, 2011

Merve 

Merve is the most amazing person ever. She's hilarious, the best friend anyone can ask, and smart. She's friends with all the guys and parties with them but doesn't realize that they want to be more than just friends. She's gorgeous and can make anyone's day by smiling. Her nickname is Princess, well because she is one. If you ever meet her - you'll know. And if you're the lucky guy she chooses- don't be stupid because she will love you like you've never been loved before. She won't walk out of your life - but you better be smart enough to do the same. If you've met her, you know, and if you haven't you're missing out. Cause knowing her is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

*Merve walks past*
Guy 1: damn papi 😍
Guy 2: shut up she’s mine

Her boyfriend: umm excuse me she’s my girlfriend what do you mean, do you want a backhander?

Merve by Billal June 8, 2018