Submissional Messaging 

little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.

Ana: "I mean, it was a suspect, at dinner I ordered the spaghetti but then Christian ordered me 'the beef tip and hot sticky buns'"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"

Submissional Messaging by moreritz January 20, 2015

Text Messaging 

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.

Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

Text Messaging by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010

Peen Messaging 

Peen Messaging
Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
or
See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.

Peen Messaging is the new fun way to send Text. Have you ipeened today?

Peen Messaging by Yoyo the king creep and mike4advtr January 13, 2008

text messaging 

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.

most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic

text messaging by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008

Assistant Managing Editor (AME) 

An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.

AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?

Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?

Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).

Assistant Managing Editor (AME) by legalshenanigans August 21, 2014

Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

Sext messaging by Chris94 August 1, 2006

massagie 

massage with a happy ending.

I'm tired meeting these broke girls at the clubs, lets go get a massagie

massagie by slimatvo June 17, 2008