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Massa Jesse 

The term "Massa Jesse" was a term used every night in my bedroom; Jesse is this character in a 1800's slave story with mulitple slaves. Jesse then realized the slave were no longer needed so he set them free, but saw something special in one of the slaves: she felt the same way. They got married and and had kids. The slave knew he never wanted slaves because because when they would run away he would never force them to come back or beat them. This term is often used in the black female and white male relationships to steam up sex with each other.
Him: *pounding her*
Her: *moaning*
Him: You like that, take this massa dick
Him: good girl, you want massa jesse to cum in that pussy
Her: yes massa jesse
Massa Jesse by simp4white March 12, 2022
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Aye nigga that will Fuck you up
Massa Q he being disrespectful *Massa Q START FUCKING HIM UP*
Massa Q by Massa Q September 17, 2020

massa complex 

A black conservative who aligns their ideology around appealing to white people for gratification. Vocabulary and cadence or accent may or may not sounds "white". Has a particular distain for the black community at large, and will most likely be used as a token by various conservative groups as "one of the good ones".
Tyler: "George Floyd really wasn't an angel, he shouldn't have resisted, build the wall, Trump2020"
Michael: "Damn Tyler, you really have a massa complex, don't you?"
massa complex by anonymous December 10, 2020

massa complex 

"Massa" meaning "Master" but with with a traditional black southern accent.

A black conservative who aligns their ideology around appealing to white people for gratification. Vocabulary and cadence or accent may or may not sounds "white". Has a particular distain for the black community at large, and will most likely be used as a token by various conservative groups as "one of the good ones".
Tyler: "George Floyd really wasn't an angel, he shouldn't have resisted, build the wall, Trump2020"
Michael: "Damn Tyler, you really have a massa complex, don't you?"
massa complex by anonymous December 10, 2020

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger 

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

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emma_massa_ Is cool her edits are amazing she amazing and I wish I could edit like her
You should see all of her edits they are awesome!! Her TikTok is emma_massa_
emma_massa_ by Unknown_Boiiii June 30, 2022

stfu massa

When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.
Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa
stfu massa by Paclone March 18, 2020