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Mandatory Zombie Sex Party 

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
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Mandatory Sex Party 

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/
Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

mandatory gift giving bush 

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

mandatory jello 

A game played usually between two people in which one participant shouts "mandatory jello!" and collapses like said gelatinous substance towards the ground and towards the second partaker. The second person is required, per the rules of the game, to attempt to catch the fall-ee from falling. It has been suggested that this game is equivalent to a small scale trust fall (however much more fun and less therapuetic).
*standing around talking*
"mandatory jello"
*fall*
*catch!*
mandatory jello by ress_anne April 26, 2011

Mandatory sex movement 

A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.
John is in the mandatory sex movement.

mandatory metallica 

A awesome band period... HEAVY METAL
mandatory metallica by Caleb September 5, 2003

Mandatory Sex Party 

A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*