A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.
A cheaper version of "Make it Rain". Usually done with quarters, although any change will do. By throwing coins up in the air for others to chase at your pleasure is "making it hail". This form is not limited to a strip club. This is commonly done when a gagle of homeless people are hogging a warm bus stop.
Trevor is a cheap bastard. We were at the strip club last night and he pulls out a roll of quarters, breaks it open and throws all the coins up in the air. People were yelling "make it hail" and running for cover.
The phrase that you use in a time of utter disbelief. Overwhelmed with an unability to "Make it up." Usually it seems like if you actually tried to make up a story or something creative, it would be more believable than the actual events that have occured.