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Luxemburg 

A small town in Northeast Wisconsin where everyone is related, and there’s more cows than people. Luxemburg is pretty much the capital of Kewaunee County because it’s home to the only stoplight in the county.
“Hey girl you want to go on a date tonight”

“Sure, where are we going?”

“I’m gonna take you to Luxemburg so we can go eat at McDonald’s and then go watch some dirt track racing”

“That sounds amazing!”
Luxemburg by Slim Cat July 15, 2018
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Luxembourg man 

A small portugese farmer that ghosts in official tournaments but statpads against part time fishermen in qualifiers .
Luxembourg man by D Law Smart October 6, 2022
Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.
Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?
luxey by Noir September 5, 2008

Luxembourg 

A small country tucked in the middle of Western Europe. Originally a poor country inhabited by frogs, boars, mud-dwelling people, turnip farmers, and iron miners, at some point it was decided to allow banks and banking secrecy to take over the capital city. Nowadays, Luxembourg is a rich little country inhabited by the descendents of frogs, boars, mud-dwelling people, turnip farmers, and iron miners.
Walking around the capital city, you will be struck by its beauty and the lack of friendliness, character, charm, humor, warmth, curiosity, and good looks of the natives. The people of Luxembourg are known to be some of the richest, dullest, and grumpiest in the whole of Western Europe, if not the world.
Luxembourg by Karl Kristoff March 30, 2012

Luxembourg 

A state of Europe.

Indeed, not the biggest, but there are smaller (San Marino, Vatican, Liechtenstein, etc).

One of the healthiest place in Europe - well, the healthiest place in Europe, to be honest - with ministers you can meet in the street, and, indeed, a lot of financial places.

There works Belgians, French and German people. So, after that, a lot of people is laughting about, but still taking the train/car/busses to go there because the wages are (motherfucker yeah) higher.

A place where the national language, Luxemburgish, is quite hard to understand, but if you have the luck to find native, and real one, they are really friendly, smart, and, well, they speaks at least 3 or 4 languages.

A place which one of the culinary specialty is Gromprenkichelchen. The hardorce version of the Switzerland "rösti".

Known for making mustard, also.
In the streets in Luxembourg :

Morron A : "Look to that girl... she is soooo hot..."

Morron B : "She should be German"

Girl (sooo hot) : "Moièn !"

Morron A : "Shit, she is Luxemburgish ! She has a funny accent ! But still, she is soooo hot"

Girl : "Yeah, and understand your language, you morron !"
Luxembourg by Sethdetable June 28, 2011

Luxembourg 

Europe's speed bump in a world war
You ever just march into Luxembourg to get to France?
Luxembourg by Captain_Breaker1 March 24, 2019