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Levelland 

Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"
Hey, let's go to Levelland!" "Hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!
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STFU Big Tony, I leveled your fat ass
leveled by Thomas Schleiker October 30, 2005
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levelling up 

To practice something regularly and get better and better at it
Person 1: "how are the guitar lessons coming along?"

Person 2: "yeah i'm levelling up, i can play guns n roses welcome to the jungle now!"
levelling up by megatr0n187 June 8, 2011

Leveled UP

When you are just a little bit better than everyone else
them boys are Leveled UP

Super Double Leveled Up 

It is when you are playing a video game and you surpass all of your friends by several levels in said game
Wow, Seth! I was playing God of War last night and I super double leveled up. Don't be sad, you'll catch up someday.

Super Double Leveled Up 

This describes a superior level of gaming. When one wants to make it known that they are a far superior player in a game.
Wow, Seth! I played this game so good I super double leveled up on you.

Cleaning Lavelle 

While having sex the guy craps in his girlfriends mouth and scoops it out with his dick
I did a cleaning lavelle with mike's sister last night.
Cleaning Lavelle by Kyle March 3, 2007