lacting up 

When a breastfeeding woman's breasts are bothering her as in being sore or uncomfortable in any way due to milk production.

My wife's left breast has been sore and not producing enough milk for baby these last few days. I wish it would stop lacting up so that I don't have to hear her whine anymore.

lacting up by Apexkilla December 23, 2010

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

lactating boner geyser by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

lactosious 

Any food or drink that appears or tastes better simply by the high level of milk (or cheese, or any other milk byproduct) content it contains...

Karen's iced coffee looked so lactosious because of all of the half&half she had in there...

lactosious by psyCohn December 17, 2009

lacosting 

when someone sports lacoste like there is no tomorrow.

damn matt is hella cool because he's lacosting the scene.

lacosting by arlie September 6, 2004

Lactosnot 

The milk that comes out of your nose after laughing really,really hard. (After taking a drink of milk)

She blew out some serious lactosnot the other day and got it all over her shirt.

Lactosnot by Jed Spears January 17, 2009

sideways laptoping 

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

sideways laptoping by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

lactomangulation

when you are trying to open up a carton of milk and it is so difficult that you either shred it or have to resort to the "illegal" side

oh man, you sure lactomangulated that carton of milk!

lactomangulation by Nick McQ August 14, 2003