Kerbal Space Program 

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

Kerbal Space Program by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Kerbal Space Program 

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

Kerbal Space Program by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Kerbal Space Program 

(kerh-ball sphace prho-ghr-ham)
"The greatest space disaster simulator to ever hit virtual store shelves." -Martincitopants
It's true, it's better than the sequel.
FOR NOW.
Stop bashing KSP2, be patient.

1- "Bro I just bought Kerbal Space Program!"
2- "Yooo! Make sure install some mods for auto strut tho."

Kerbal Space Program by Farlanders of Another Land June 15, 2023

Kerbal space program 2

Bet y‘all feel real silly right about now.

When Take-2 closed intercept games Kerbal space program 2 died it marked the end of a game that was doomed from the start, if certain anonymous devs are to be believed.

Kerbal space program 2 by Person1582962 June 7, 2024

the Kerbal way 

Rather than by using finesse or ingenuity, solving a complicated problem by throwing epicly massive resources to brute force a solution.

Elon Musk: "At first, I was thinking we would just scale up Falcon Heavy, but it looks like it probably makes more sense just to have a single monster boost stage."
Skov: "Nice to see you are doing things the Kerbal way."
Elon Musk: "Kerbal is awesome!"

the Kerbal way by jeeber April 15, 2015

Full Kerbal 

When someone makes a crazy engineering decision that could only be possible in the game Kerbal Space Program.

Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about how Elon Musk made that Giant Rocket?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he went Full Kerbal."

Full Kerbal by PotatoPCuser January 27, 2020

then kerbal space program happened 

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

then kerbal space program happened by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021