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Karkat Vantas 

A troll found in the comic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie on MS Paint Adventures.

He is temperamental, hasn't shown any specific talents (yet), and is a mutant. But we don't tell the rest of the trolls.
A Homestuck: Look at how cute Karkat is in this panel! He's so happy and adorable!
Friend: Dude, Karkat Vantas is a fictional extraterrestrial troll.
Karkat Vantas by Neo is not here August 20, 2013
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Karkalicious

Makes Terezi loco.
Karkalicious: "She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo."
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Karkalicious

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
(4, 3, 2, fuck you)
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
Karkalicious def- x2
(goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the K to the A,R,K, the A, the T
And the majority of pairings had better include me
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness
Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you)
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
"KARKALICIOUS!"
-Terezi Pyrope, 2011
Karkalicious by Koraichu June 29, 2022

Past Karkat 

AN IDIOTIC FUCKASS WHO DOSNT NOW SHIT ABOUT HOW RO FUCKIN SPELL A GOD DAM WORD!! JEGUS HES AN MOTHERFUCKIN IDIOT!
Char 1"SHIT THE FAK UP!"
Char 2"Don't be such a past Karkat, here eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry."
Char 2 "better?"
Char 1 "better."
Past Karkat by CarcinoGenisist July 26, 2016
Beep Beep Meow.
A character from MsPaintAdventures
Story: Homestuck
He's a total misunderstood bitch. He is the self proclaimed leader of the Troll team. (wants in on Johns pants party)
"FUCK YOU CAPTOR, IM THE BEST BITCH IN THIS WORLD."
"2hoooo2h karkat, ii know you love me, but ju2t keep iit on a down low..."
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Karkat by RANDOM HOMESTUCK FAN November 20, 2011
angry troll from homestuck ig
me: karkat is so cute pls
my friend: i literally dont care
karkat by WeirdFandomEnjoyer April 7, 2021

Karkalicious

1 makes terezi loco

2 makes the shippers crazy

Popular yet angry individual (usually fictional)
" im karkalicious (super sweet)"
Karkalicious by Mortigaunt July 26, 2021