justicing 

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.

Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)

justicing by thetruth. March 9, 2008

Justinitis 

The disease where you find ugly women attractive repeatedly.

Who is that ugly chick that bob is with? I dont know, but he definatly has justinitis

Justinitis by Mc Sexymofo October 14, 2010

Justinitis 

When you make an illness or injury or just about any excuse to leave work early.

"habibi had Justinitis today"

Justinitis by glitterbottom January 8, 2021

Justinification 

Noun. The act of an adult justifying why they listen to/enjoy Justin Bieber's music.

Similar to how people make up excuses for liking Twilight or Harry Styles

"Wow. I really like Justin Bieber's new song. I mean, I don't have a creepy obsession or anything, but it just speaks to me. I'm not even a fan..."

"Dude. You don't need to give Justinification. It's okay if you like his music. No one cares."

Justinification by other pseudonyms taken October 29, 2020

Austining

To do the act of Austin

Instead of cumming in Austin, I am Austining in cum

Austining by anonymous November 23, 2020

we jasmining 

putting you’re hand over your face and saying “we jasmining”

jasmine: *puts hand over face*
us: we jasmining

we jasmining by vscogirl2019 August 8, 2019

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE 

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021